Funny Stories
1.One day I woke up late and i was rushing to school and I was
going to be late but then i got there five minutes late & i noticed everyone laughing at me then i noticed i had
my dressing gown and nothng under it and i had to wear it the whole day i couldn't go back home to change i felt so embarassed!!
Rate:very funny
2.Well my mom always says I have to cut my hair cause
its too long but one day I went to get it cut I got a lot cut off cause my hair was so long when I came out I
saw my mom talking to her friend when i came out her freind said I only thought you had a son not a daughter! I
was so embarassed!!
Rate:Very funny
3.I immigrated to Canada two years ago. On my second day here,
my landlord went to pick up her grandson. I went with her, so I could know the schoolbetter. About ten minutes after we got
there I had to go to th bathroom. So Iasked my landlord in Mandarin, "where is the girl's washroom?" She wasn't sure but she
remembered where her grandson had gone once, and she told me where that room was. When I came out, I saw a boy looking at
me. I didn't know why so I didn't care. A week later I went to the same school. I found out that I had gone to the boys washroom!
AAH!
Rate:Extremely Humiliating
4. Once when I was five, I went to taco bell with
my dad and brother. My dad was wearing blue jeans. I was waiting in line, and I got sidetracked looking at the toys.
I didn't know the line had moved up. So the person beside me wasn't my dad, but I thought it was because he also had
blue jeans. I hugged him and thanked him for taking us there. Big mistake! The stranger looked down at me and laughed with
his friends! I was so embarassed I havent told my dad about it!
Rate:Totally embarassing
5.It was the day after Valentines Day. I had a major crush on
this guy, so I made him a secret Valentine. I left it on hid desk when my class went for gym. When we came back, he got the
note. But I had done something very stupid--I'd put a clue on it! The clue was the letters of my middle name scrambled. He
didn't know what it was, but my friend who he asked did. He found out it was me! I lied and said it wasn't, but everyone knew
it was. It was awful. A week later he used the envelope I gave the valentine to him in to wipe up some hot chocolate that
he'd spilled! That hurt!
Rate:Embarassing
6. One day we were going on a field trip & I sat beside
my crush and the roads were really bumpy i felt really sick that i was going to throw up! About 5 minutes later
i threw up all over him!! I was so embarassed. When we went back to school the next day everyone was laughing at me and calling
me barf face!
Rate:Humiliating
7. One day i went out shopping and a guy was in the line up
in front of me at the cashier. It was a long line up when i turned around and looked infront of me i saw a guy picking
his nose!!!!!! It was gross! I wondered who it was because the guy looked familar but i couldnt see him well because he
turned around quickly. When I finaly got up I saw the guy it turned out to be my brothers best friend!
Rate: Gross
8. One day i was having a sleepover at my friends house. We were
bored so we had a drinking contest who could drink the most i drank, and i won and i drank the most. That night
i slept in her bed and she slept in a seeping bag. I had a dream of going swimming in the ocean turns out i peed in her
bed i was so embarassed!
Rate: Totally Embarassing
9.One day after lunch I saw my crush coming up to me so I
just tried to act cool. When he came up to me he asked me " Whats the date?" i said sure because i though he asked me wanna
go on a date. He gave me a strange look and left. Then my friends came up to me and told me he was asking me the date not
to go out on a date! i felt so embarassed!
Rate: Embarassing
Jokes & Teasers:
1.What do you get when you put a sour lemon and a cat together?
answer: A sour puss
2.What do you get when you put something sweet and candy together?
Answer: As sweet as candy
3.What is more powerful then the god, mightier then the devil, what the rich people
need and the poor people dont have?
Answer: Nothing
4. Kevins mom had three sons alpha and betta what was the third sons name?
Answer: Kevin!!
5.What can u put on a weighing scale and no matter how big it gets it will never
weigh more?
Answer: A whole!
